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Given that he asked another staff member to request a “Cup of Explodium” from SCP-294 to “see what would happen”, Dr. Bright is not allowed to ask other staff members to access SCPs for him, no matter how instructive, funny or helpful the results would be. The only exception to this is SCP-963.
Dr. Bright is not allowed to make, accept, or take a rake-off on, bets concerning XK-class End-of-the-World Scenarios.
Dr. Bright is no longer allowed access to SCP-732 infected documents along with SCP-239. MTF-Lambda-2 has been dispatched to contain “Chowderclef”.
Dr. Bright is not allowed to organize, authorize, or create in any form, a “Foundation Demolition Derby, starring SCPs 2383-J, 708, 666-J, 2558-J, 1543-J, 2041-J, 2103-J, 968, 462, 115, and 225 for the grand finale” No.. just no. Not even if you try to throw in 682 trying to disguise it as a termination attempt.
Dr. Bright is not allowed to get on the PA system at site 19 and announce that he just won The Game You know what, Dr. Bright is just never allowed on the PA system for any reason, ever.
Dr. Bright is not allowed to request access to all cubical SCPs to make a fort of any kind.
Dr. Bright is not allowed to order anyone to infiltrate the women’s locker room.
Dr. Bright is not allowed to play “hot potato” with SCP-963.
Dr. Bright is not allowed to arrange, schedule, advertise, promote, or sell tickets to, “cage matches” between Able and SCP-682 any SCPs.
We don’t care HOW many O5’s agree to it and how many precedents there are, Dr Bright is not allowed a pet SCP.
Dr. Bright is not allowed to combine a cadaver infected with SCP-008 with SCP-217.
Dr.’s Bright and Clef are no longer allowed to engage in research any activity involving 40 gallons more than a pound any amount of superballs.
Also, the aforementioned are not to convince blackmail compel D-Class personnel anybody into conducting such activities for them.
“Challenge Accepted” is not a valid excuse for anything.
Dr Bright is not allowed to lease out SCP-002, even especially if he includes the option to buy.
Dr. Bright is not allowed to dress up as Joseph Stalin and ambush Agent Strelnikov in the hallways.
Actually, Dr. Bright shouldn’t be allowed to dress up as any Communist dictator, there’s no way it could end well.
Dr. Bright is not to be allowed access to the cafeteria menu more than a day in advance six hours in advance at all, nor is he to get anyone else to access it for him, directly or indirectly.
Dr. Bright is not allowed to introduce small children to the “the Giving Tree.”
Dr. Bright is not allowed to ‘borrow’ SCP-159 for his office.
Dr. Bright is not allowed near any carbonated beverages while in possession of Mentos-branded mints. The last time that happened he somehow managed to cause an earthquake in the east cost of the United States. Dr. Bright is not allowed to claim responsibility for earthquakes and other natural disasters unless he is actually responsible for them.
Dr. Bright is not allowed to dare new personnel anyone to play ‘peek-a-boo’ with either SCP-569 or SCP-173.
When ordering things online, send them to PO Box ████ and not directly to Site 19. We’ve already had three postmen show up at the front door. (How did they even find us?) Dr. Bright is not to give directions to Site 19 to non-Foundation personnel.
Dr. Bright is no longer allowed to give navigational directions to Site 19 anywhere, even especially to Foundation personnel.
The SCP Foundation does not have any such position as “Chief Defenestrator”.
Agent Clef is not allowed to create new positions.
Any proposed containment procedure that includes the phrase “Giant Robot” is to be automatically rejected.
Excessive force is not the same as the Force, therefore using it does not make Dr. Bright a Jedi.
Dr. Bright is not allowed to use SCP-914 to craft items from Team Fortress 2.
Yes, a Medigun would be a useful tool for the Foundation medical staff. No, we are not going to waste any more SCP-500 attempting to make one, especially not after SCP-427.
Dr. Bright is not allowed to use SCP-914 to craft items from Minecraft, either. Also, your “Diamond Pickaxe” has been confiscated.
Dr. Bright is not allowed to tell future hosts that “You are about to become very Bright”.
And he can’t tell anyone that “Possession is nine-tenths of the law”.
Dr. Bright is not allowed to refer to D-class personnel as “extra lives”.
Dr. Bright is not allowed to send SCP-1004 over an email message.
No matter the electricity savings, no product of SCP-158 is to be used for illumination.
SCP-001 is not Dr. Bright’s penis.
The hammer is not his penis.
Dr. Bright is not allowed to use his genitals for construction purposes.
Dr. Bright possesses the ability of consciousness transfer and the artifact SCP-963. He does not possess any of the following:
a Green Red ANY Lantern Ring.
an “adamantium” skeleton.
a map leading to “ALL OF THE NAZI GOLD”.
the “Ancient” medallion.
a copy of the Necronomicon.
A King James version of the Necronomicon.
cybernetic implants of any kind.
the “Dragonzord”. I don’t care how you did it, put it BACK.
the 7th Element of Harmony.
the original filming model of any fictional spacecraft.
1337 H4x00r sKi11z.
the 6th sense.
The ability to distinguish between butter and I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter.
If Dr. Bright’s current form is sighted near an armory without express permission, initiate Evacuation Procedure ███-██.
Dr. Bright is not allowed to test SCP-826 with his self-authored comic book entitled “Dr. Bright and the 79 Virgins” Playboy magazines anything.
#%^&@Dr. Bright iz a genius! Second best only to meh! he & I are buds lolz!#$%^
Dr. Bright is not allowed to give SCP-732 access to this document.
Dr. Bright is not allowed to give any SCP access to this document without O5 approval.
Dr. Bright is not allowed to tell new D-Class personnel that SCP-439 has escaped into the barracks.
Dr. Bright is not allowed to convince other personnel that they are actually Dr. Bright.
Dr. Bright is not allowed to challenge SCP-082 to a drinking contest. (Even if he’s positive he can win.)
We have never had a Jamaican Vacation Giveaway, Dr. Bright is not in charge of it, and SCP-342 is not the official Foundation Travel Voucher.
Dr. Bright is not allowed access to SCP-243 except under strict supervision. I think we all remember the great marital-aid migration of 2011.
Dr. Bright is not allowed to challenge Dr. Gerald to a race involving any sort of vehicle. Dr. Bright is not allowed to challenge Dr. Gerald to a race involving anything.
Dr. Bright is not allowed to access the IT department hotline access the IT department database access any networking equipment belonging to the IT department.
Dr. Bright is not to bring samples of SCP-1361 to Foundation potlucks, barbeques, or charity food drives.
SCP-963 is not a ‘soul gem’, and making a contract with Dr. Bright will not turn you into a ‘magical girl’.
Not even if he includes a ‘magical girl outfit’.
SCP-137 is never to be used on sex toys.
Under no circumstances is Dr. Bright allowed to expose SCP-137 to Warhammer 40K minifigures. Again. Not even in an attempt to terminate SCP-682.
Or anything made by Wondertainment.
Not allowed to have Able get into arguments with forum trolls.
Dr. Bright is not allowed to go trick-or-treating, ever.
Able is not Kratos.
Dr. Bright is no longer allowed to produce, create or remind staff of “SCP Robot Wars”.
Copies of SCP-1981 are not to be submitted to “America’s Funniest Home Videos”.
Or posted on YouTube.
Or on YouPorn.
Or to Tosh.0.
Dr. Bright is not allowed to “Just Say No!” to O5 orders on the grounds that they are instances of SCP-5200-J.
Dr. Bright is also not allowed to refer to O5 Command MTF commanders the Janitor any Foundation personnel as “the cool kids”.
Dr. Bright is not the “final boss” of anything.
Dr. Bright has not “won the internet” and is not authorized to declare that any other individual has done so.
Nor is he allowed to claim or distribute instances of SCP-335 under said premise.
Dr. Bright is not to show junior staffers his ‘cutie mark’.
Dr. Bright is not allowed to use SCP-137 on any Hasbro product.
Dr. Bright is not allowed to “take SCP-1187 for a morning ride”.
Dr. Bright is not allowed to submit any incident reports to the Darwin Awards. Not even if you are sure it would win.
Dr. Bright is not allowed to teach SCP-1370 to play multiplayer video games. It was not an improvement giving it the vocabulary of the average preteen ████ player, or introducing it to the concept of “teabagging.”
The eye-pods do not need hats, bow ties or any other form of clothing.
Dr. Bright is not allowed to use expunged data in SCP reports as “mad-libs.”
Robo-Dude is not a piece of the Broken God.
Dr. Bright is not allowed to create an anatomically-correct body pillow modeled after SCP-173, SCP-105, SCP-999-J, SCP-076-02, or Dr. Crow.
The following are not appropriate sources for D-class personnel:
Reality show talent pools.
Jerry Springer tapings.
“Those sons of bitches who scratched up my paint job at the car wash.”
Ex-partners of any gender variation whatsoever.
Staff members’ in-laws.
Youtube comment threads.
Bad applications to the SCP Foundation. Two exceptions have been made, but the rest are off limits.
Occupy Wall Street.
The Tea Party.
The Green Party.
The “Green” Party.
The Gathering of the Juggalos.
How the fuck do they work?
The following items are not SCPs:
“Rainbooms”, whether sonic or otherwise.
Rocks that skip three times before they go underwater.
“Actually funny SNL skits” As these do not exist, they cannot be SCPs.
People who can solve Rubik’s Cubes (of any size).
Shiny Any Pokemon.
Nobody ever refers to Dr. Bright as “Tim” and he is no longer allowed to introduce new personnel to SCP-524.
The platypus is not an SCP. No, really. No, not even an -EX.
Dr. Bright is not allowed to test internet “Creepypasta” rites using Class-D personal.
SCP-963 is not a “Millennium” item.
Dr. Bright should refrain from trying to convince SCP-237 to become a “Brony”.
Not even to improve his disposition.
For that matter, trying to make SCP-042 a Brony will just make things worse.
Putting an equine, no matter how small, through SCP-914 on very fine again is strictly forbidden.
No you cannot keep it.
The answer to a containment breach is never to “recruit a team of teenagers with attitude”.
Or to “send five rings to five special young people”.
Or to ask junior staffers if they are “bad enough dudes” to contain the breach.
Dr. Bright is not allowed to claim he “has been trained to conquer galaxies”.
Dr. Bright may not attempt to neutralize SCP-682 using “the Power of Friendship”, “the Power of Love”, or any other sort of “Power” which has not been proven to actually exist.
Dr. Bright does not remind anyone of “the babe with the power of voodoo”, and is not allowed to tell anyone else that they remind him of same.
The Chaos Insurgency has no interest in “summoning Daemons to the material universe to serve the Ruinous Powers of Chaos” and therefore, Dr. Bright is not permitted to inform new researchers otherwise.
Dr. Bright is not allowed to write a SCP-582 account in order to deal with junior staff members who get on his nerves.
Dr. Bright is not allowed to stick refrigerator magnets to Foundation equipment SCP-914 SCP-882 SCP-217 victims piece of the Broken God Any magnetic objects within Foundation control.
SCP-1916 only works if administered orally. We know this. There is no reason to test further, Dr. Bright.
The Realdoll™ Dr. Bright purchased does not have security clearance for anything.
Not even if it writes reports better than Dr. Kondraki.
“Why not?” is not considered authorization for SCP cross-testing.
The foundation has no Mobile Task Force dedicated to the capture and containment of forum trolls.
Dr. Bright is not allowed to found a new Mobile Task Force dedicated to the capture and containment of forum trolls.
The Serpent’s Hand is not a synonym for masturbation.
“Yo mama” is not “so ugly SCP-096 didn’t look at her.”
SCP-173 is not a babysitter. Having SCP-173 play ‘Where’s the baby?’ is downright cruel. Not, as Dr. Bright claims, ‘[EXPLETIVE] hilarious.’
Dr. Bright is no longer invited to the Annual Foundation Holiday Party.
Dr. Bright is not allowed to host his own Foundation Holiday Party.
The Foundation Holiday Party is cancelled indefinitely.
SCP-682 does not have a Wondertainment logo stamped on its upper palate.
or on its posterior.
Playing the song “Thriller” in the presence of SCP-008 victims is expressly forbidden.
Letting out SCP-008 victims and punching them “to simulate Minecraft” is also forbidden.
Pushing several agents in front of SCP-008 victims “to simulate Resident Evil” is not a valid excuse, either.
Dr. Bright is no longer allowed near victims of SCP-008.
SCP-682 will not be sated by the ritual sacrifice of a virgin.
Filming, directing, or performing in celebrity sex tapes are not appropriate work assignments for Mr. Deeds.
Anything involving the words “elephant sauce”. Site 19 is still recovering from the last incident.
“I like a little junk in the trunk” is not valid authorization to feed SCP-1575-1 to an elephant.
Dr. Bright is, under no circumstances, to attempt possession of SCP-682.
“I touched SCP-1453 a lil’ while ago” is not a valid excuse for any containment breach.
“No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service” does not imply that pants and undergarments are not required parts of the dress code.
Doubly so, since, “No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service,” is not a part of any official foundation dress code.
Dr. Bright is not to use this list as a resume.
Dr. Bright shalt not may not begin his sentences with “Thou shalt not”, even especially in the presence of SCP-343.
Use of double triple quadruple ANY number of negatives to obtain security clearances will result in the repetition of kindergarten swift punishment.
Dr. Bright is not allowed to recreate any experiment seen on the television program “Mythbusters” using any SCP.
Especially not if he “can do it better.”
Regardless of whether or not it exists, Dr. Bright certainly does not enjoy diplomatic immunity as the local Consul of the Islamic Republic of Eastern Samothrace.
Dr. Bright is not allowed to administer aphrodisiacs to colleagues anyone under the guise of administering amnesiacs any medicine by any means or for any reason whatsoever.
Dr. Bright is not allowed to put SCP-278 into SCP-914 on coarse “so I can learn to make more of them.”
Dr. Bright is not allowed to transfer copy upgrade relocate SCP-079 onto ANY form of high capacity data storage device.
SCP-1156 is not Dr. Bright’s “royal steed”.
Dr Bright is not allowed to use SCP-1543-J to launch SCP-727-J into itself. Again.
Even if Dr. Bright is wearing an eyepatch, he is not allowed to “Keel-Haul” anyone.
Not even on “Talk Like a Pirate Day”.
Talk Like a Pirate Day is not allowed to be celebrated at Site ██. Any personnel violating this rule will walk the plank be severely disciplined.
There is no such thing as “Talk Like a Ninja” day, and Dr. Bright is not allowed to create it.
Introducing SCP-682 to SCP-002 “just to see what will happen” is NOT recommended. Don’t even think about.
I SAID STOP THINKING ABOUT IT!
Dr. Bright is no longer allowed to interview new personnel.
Even Especially not if they ask for him.
Dr. Bright is not Kenny. We also ask new researchers (and Bright) to stop referring to him/self as such.
Dr. Bright is not allowed to play “SCP Roulette” with SCP-173, a light switch and any combination of D-class and new personnel.
Dr. Bright is not to ask SCP-738, “What would you want in exchange for not making this deal with me?”
Dr. Bright works for the SCP Foundation, not the Terminus Foundation. He does not possess a degree in psychohistory.
And no Group of Interest is the “Second Foundation”
Although “Secure Contain Protect” is an anagram of “Erotic Teen Cactus Porn”, Dr Bright is specifically forbidden to either produce, or arrange to produce, any such material.
The fact that SCP-682 regenerates all lost tissue does not make it an “infinite hamburgers machine”.
Most especially because they tasted horrible.
Dr Bright is not allowed to use SCP-127 to place projectiles under his pillow for the “Tooth Fairy” to give him money.
Dr Bright is not allowed to use SCP-252-ARC on Fred Phelps any member of the Phelps family any person or organization affiliated with Westboro Baptist Church.
Dr Bright is not allowed to attempt to “sic the Horizon Initiative” on the above religious organization.
Dr Bright may not request a pool of D-Class recruited solely from members of the above religious organization.
The Manna Charitable Foundation does not host an annual Labor Day Telethon, and Dr. Bright is not allowed to offer the services of Foundation employees as performers or phone bank operators for such.
Dr Bright is not allowed access to Popular Science Magazine. That How 2.0 section is way too dangerous for Bright to see now that they’ve shown how to create cyborg cockroaches.
Dr. Bright is not allowed to “go on crusade”.
Or on “jihad”.
Dr. Bright is not permitted to issue fatwas against anyone or anything.
Dr. Bright is no longer allowed to declare “After ten thousand years I’m free! It’s time to conquer Earth!” upon assuming a new host.
All Foundation personnel are now required to attend a seminar on the difference between an original idea and a good idea before being allowed new or continuing contact with Dr. Bright, Dr. Clef, or Dr. Kondraki.
Dr. Bright does not have ten tons of gold hidden somewhere at Site 19.
SCP-963 is not to be given away as a “good luck charm”.
Dr. Bright is not a wizard, no matter what he might tell you.
He is not an alchemist either, and is not to be consulted regarding alchemical issues.
Or a witch.
Dr. Bright is not magic and cannot perform magic, and must give sufficient explanation for any actions he undertakes.
Dr. Bright is not, nor has he ever been, the “Undisputed SCP Intercontinental Champion”.
Dr. Bright is no longer allowed to run through Site 19 any site while screaming “THE KETER IS LOOSE” unless it’s an actual emergency.
Claiming it’s for research on the effects of social engineering is not an emergency.
Nor is using it to clear out the areas Dr. Bright is otherwise restricted from entering due to reasons given on this list.
Dr. Bright may not start referring to any persons or SCPs as “The Keter” in order to circumvent these rules, unless they are actually classified as Keter.
Dr. Bright is not allowed to perform any tests or experiments utilizing the reproductive organs of any dead or living being, including himself.
Hey Cory you should do Scp 2662
Dr Bright may not tell D-Class Personnel newly recruited staff anyone that SCP-920 will ”show them to their quarters”. Again. We are still looking for 12 D-class Personnel who have disappeared in the Pyrenees.
Dr. Bright may never attempt to ingest SCP-184 “to win a pie eating contest”, nor any other kind of eating or drinking contest.
After what happened last month, Dr. Bright is not allowed to watch Firefly ever again. I think most of the people involved (that are still alive) are still in the psychiatric ward.
Dr. Bright is not a Reaver and may not handle any form of sharp tool unless under protection of at least two (2) L-3 guards armed with stun guns.
Dr. Bright is not allowed to show D-Class new staff SCP-682 anyone the porn he watches. Seriously, the last guy to go through that hell had to be put in a straightjacket!
Dr. Bright is not allowed to come within 5 meters of any explosive device or detonation device. Remember what happened at Area-█.
Not even if Dr. Iceberg asks nicely
Trying to “Blow Up 682” is not a valid excuse.
Attempting to make “shadow puppets” with SCP-017 is forbidden.
Trying to entertain SCP-053 is not a valid excuse.
Dr. Bright is not permitted to be within thirty feet of children, “kids”, “youngsters”, “kiddies”, “lads”, “lasses”, “bundles of joy”, “bundles of fun”, or “scoops of love” after the incident at [REDACTED]. Exceptions may be made in extreme cases of emergency.
Dr. Bright is no longer allowed to stand in a corner and twiddle his thumbs.
Dr. Bright is no longer allowed to use the words “swag” , “swag it”, “swagginator”, “swaggify”, or “super swag” to define himself or any other person(s).
‘YOLO’ is not an excuse for anything. Most especially because it does not apply to him.
Neither is ‘Why not?’.
Dr. Bright is not allowed to order D-class personnel convince new personnel any personnel ask anybody ever to play a game of patty-cake with SCP-049.
Dr. Bright is not allowed to ask Mr. Deeds to do any of the things on this list.
Dr. Bright is not allowed to bring chocolate into a restroom Dr. Bright is not allowed to bring food into a restroom.
Dr. Bright is not allowed to speak in a voice resembling a movie character.
Dr. Bright is not allowed to reenact any movie. Even G-rated ones? Even G-rated ones.
Dr. Bright is not allowed to learn cheerleader routines dress like a cheerleader do ANYTHING relating to the sport of cheerleading.
SCP-957 is NOT a prerequisite to becoming possessed by Dr. Bright
Dr. Bright is not allowed access to SCP-1197 for the purpose of corroborating with himself.
Dr. Bright is not allowed access to SCP-1197 for the purpose of propositioning himself.
As of 9/26/20██, Dr. Bright is not allowed access to any hotel for any reason. Site-██ budget does not allow for extra clean-up fees, especially not as a result of Dr. Bright’s actions.
Dr. Bright is no longer allowed to say “Everything the Bright touches is our kingdom”
Nor is Dr. Bright is allowed to say “Everything touched by the holy Bright belongs to Church of Bright.”
Dr. Bright may not attempt to digitally enhance any of the original Star Wars movies.
Dr. Bright is not allowed to advertise himself on online dating services.
Dr. Bright is not allowed to use this list as a to-do list.
Dr. Bright is not L. Ron Hubbard incarnate, and is not allowed to tell personnel otherwise.
Dr. Bright is not Sherlock Holmes and is not allowed to say what he thinks a person’s appearance means about them to any reality bending SCP.
Dr. Bright is not allowed to cause a containment breach of any kind just so he can have a “case.”
Neither is he allowed to convince anyone to be Watson.
Dr. Bright may not urge bereaved staff members to “look at the Bright side”.
Nor is he allowed to refer to any name-related puns as “[his] Bright ideas”.
Dr. Bright is not allowed to refer to any SCPs, Foundation resources, or personnel as his “fancy dancing pants”.
Dr. Bright is not allowed to use SCP-1994-J with Dr. Kain. Hours of actual productive research are as of yet to be recovered.
Dr. Bright is no longer allowed to play chicken with members of any department.
Dr. Bright is not allowed to order ‘the works’ from the cafeteria.
Dr. Bright is also not allowed to put anything on his ‘tab.’
Dr. Bright is no longer allowed to commit “Seppuku.”
Even if he has an audience.
Especially a captive one.
Dr. Bright is not in possession of any of the following: A bright-mobile, brighterangs, a bright-claw, a bright-suit, or a baseball-bright.
Dr. Bright is not allowed to yell “To the brightcave!”.
Dr. Bright is no longer allowed to sing “Silent Night” following the “All is Bright” incident
Dr. Bright is no longer allowed to commission, produce, advertise, or display animated videos to containment staff anyone with the subject, “What Happens When You Fuck Up Containing SCP (insert SCP here)”
NO, it is NOT educational, Bright. Not the way you show it.
Dr. Bright is not allowed funding to replicate the experiments of Doctor Krieger from Archer.
Dr. Bright is not allowed to try to convince personnel to replicate “his famous high dive into SCP-120.”
He is not allowed to talk about his “famous high dive into SCP-120.”
Dr. Bright is not to be referred to as “Rainbow Brite”.
Dr. Bright is not allowed access to infants for the purpose of becoming “the Baby New Year”.
Dr. Bright is not allowed to create a “The Things Dr Bright Is Allowed To Do At The Foundation” list by listing everything that isn’t on this list. Just because it isn’t on this list doesn’t mean you should do it.
He may however request for one to be created.
He may not, however, suggest what should be on said list.
Dr. Bright is not to attempt to neutralize SCP-1013 just because he “can do Fluttershy’s stare.”
Dr. Bright must not create an infinite logical loop to less feeble minded individuals.
Dr. Bright is not “Troll Jegus”, no matter how much candy corn he steals!
There is no such department known as “The Bright Ideas Department.” Furthermore, if such a department did exist, Dr. Bright would not be in the employ of this department.
Dr. Bright is not allowed to throw himself through a window “to prove that the glass is unbreakable.” for any reason whatsoever.
Dr. Bright is not allowed to convince D-Class anybody to cough in front of SCP-049
Dr. Bright is not to request “Nazi Juice”, “Dildo Gelato”, or “My Childhood” from SCP-294.
Dr. Bright is not allowed to use any green dyes for the purpose of “being creative”.
“Because reasons” will no longer be accepted as a viable excuse for removing ANY SCP from containment.
Dr. Bright may not refer to anyone as a “peasant.”
Dr. Bright is not allowed to attempt to convince D-Class new personnel ANYONE that shouting “Bing bong, bring it on!” while ringing SCP-513 will negate its effect.
Dr. Bright is not allowed to arrange gladiatorial arena combat between D-class, even ESPECIALLY if any SCPs are used as weapons.
SCP-173 does not “just want a hug” and Dr. Bright may not attempt to convince anyone otherwise.
“Because there’s an alternate universe me who wouldn’t do it” is no longer a valid reason for violating containment procedures.
Dr. Bright is not allowed to attack instances of SCP-217 claiming that “the Borg have attacked”.
Dr. Bright is not allowed access to visual or audio recordings of the dance craze dubbed the “Harlem Shake” anything deemed “viral”.
Dr. Bright is not allowed to start any drag races between D-classes in cars and SCP-096.
Dr. Bright is not allowed to yell out “Immigration!” near any foreign personnel.
Dr. Bright is not allowed to reenact any scene from “Pulp Fiction”.
Not allowed to put a picture of a volunteer’s’ his ANYBODY’S breasts on a monitor for the red zone of SCP-895.
Doctor Bright is not allowed to convince new personnel ANYONE to “have a friendly staring contest with SCP-096.”
Dr. Bright is not allowed to open SCP-1025 on random pages in front of anyone.
Dr. Bright is not allowed to dare anyone to finish SCP-1997.
Dr. Bright is not allowed to send a Slinky down SCP-087.
Dr. Bright is not an instance of SCP-1000, and is not allowed to claim otherwise.
Especially not when using the body of a primate.
Dr. Bright is not allowed to use SCP-884 for shaving purposes.
Nor any other personal care purpose.
Nor for any non-approved purpose whatsoever.
Especially not for the purpose of making people doubt that he’s not allowed to use it.
Dr. Bright is not allowed to claim that Researcher Zyn Kiryu is the new “Master of Butterflies” due to her extensive work on butterfly-related SCP items.
“King of the Booterflies” is not an inheritable title. No, not even if Kondraki really is dead, which, if true, Dr. Bright isn’t cleared to know.
Researcher Zyn Kiryu is also not to be referred to by Dr. Bright as “Queen of the Butterflies”, “Mistress of the Butterflies”, “Supreme Princess of the Butterflies”, “Great Shepherd of the Butterflies”, “Second Cousin of the Butterflies”, or “Major Associate of the Butterflies,” or any other grandiose title referring to butterflies.
Dr. Bright is not allowed to tell new Foundation recruits fictional horror stories involving his family.
Dr. Bright is not allowed to tell new Foundation recruits factual horror stories involving his family.
He is definitely not allowed to edit the list just to mess with people on Tumblr.
Man the ending was so sad XD when Doop just said that he was a clone
ADD MINECRAFT ON NEWSCPEDOS PLEASE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wait wouldnt cory be a scp. There saving 4000 for a special scp . Cory?
And so Cory started a hellfire that day… and the clone wars began
Someone… Plz explain the story to me! I Don’t understand it at all!! That scene with Duni and Uni, what was happening? SOMEONE HELP!
That means Evil UNI is an scp Since he is one with the amulet,
Cory Your videos are so cool
Wish I can JOIN you but im not old enough.
Can you add this video to SCP videos pls
You stupid funny comet
I feel bad for dup
Uprising of Hooper clones I can see it
when uni is going to be back to normal
oo what if scp:106 hu hu ???
Cory you idiot what if the clones start to make more and rebel.
Most of these comments are just Corey being a SCP as well yet I haven’t seen one talking about the Chaos Insurgency. Like why is the Chaos Insurgency red? It should be black and is the Serpents Hand like a side division of the Chaos Insurgency?
In season 1, someone said something about “Level 9”. Now it says it only goes up to “Level 5”.
what will Dooper do now he knows he’s a clone?
can you do http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3995 scp-3995?
Knew it 399/87 was uni hahahahahaha leave a like if you knew it with me
Uni the scp healer similar to scp 999 becuse scp 999 can heal anybody so i can call uni scp 999-2
That moment when the main character makes someone go through a existential crisis
Well he screwed up
Do the jade ring next
You should totally do a Tokyo Ghoul Roleplay
The thumbnail reminds me of “Return To Undertale”
Man this got to a whole new level of f***** up
I’ve waited too long for this
Theirs no SCP 3999-78, trust me I looked up.
do scp 2494
The one who killed duni was Abel
Second Encounter is SCP-070 His name is “Able” :p
Wow now they put chaos insurgency
Wait.. is that DR.BRIGHT On the grave on the thumbnail?!
I really like your vids
Now Coreys in super trouble!
Why is there no class do
I’m sure you saw my comment, goes up to 5. He’s so right, XD
that was able the sone of adam and eve
idk why i cri when cory said the clone is a clone
Bright? What are you doing here
BRING UNITY BACK NOW
do scp 682 pls
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